There is a person, there is a problem; no person no problem.

J. V Stalin

Si ce que tu as à dire n'est pas plus beau que le silence alors tais toi....

You were shot?!?
Yes, in the mouth.
In the mouth?!?!?
Yes, I got better.

Whatever happens, just remember- it could always be worse.

I saw a reindeer once. It had nothing to do with Santa but it was very nice. Very sexy
- Daniel Johns

Since when should people place limits on their own freedom of expression simply because they don't think they'll achieve anything?

I'm drunk and I can't find my horse

Is out of sight really out of mind?

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go

I want a person-sized draw under my bed.

Life without pain would be great - or would it?

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music
- The Cable Guy