I'm serious, nothing beats a dog-riding-miget fight with cattle prods.

Oh you English are so superior aren't you... Well, would you like to know where you'd be without us the old US of A to protect you... Well, I'll tell you... The smallest ****ing province in the Russian empire... that's what.
-A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

Let's take it back to basics

If you don't make yourself happy, then who will?

Did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?
- Train